Here are ten quirky messages to send yourself
on Valentines:
10.
"Without your heart, I would be lost."
- Well, actually you'd be dead.
9.
"The selfie you took in the bathroom was gorgeous."
- Forget the Facebook likes - The hour you spent on your hair was totally worth it.
8.
"I saved a spot for you on the couch."
- Ahhhh… Really? Will popcorn, pajama pants and Netflix be joining us?
7.
"The yoga is paying off."
- It’s not just the Lulus.
6.
"We should split a bottle of wine tonight."
- Or two.
5. "You make the best scrambled eggs."
- The morning after breakfast is essential for securing a second performance. Practice makes perfect.
4. "You looked sexier with the moustache."
- Memories of Movember. #TomSelleckSwagger
3.
"I know you love chocolate, so I bought you the royal sampler."
- Sorry, did you say something after chocolate...
2.
"I couldn't keep my hands off you last night."
- Nothing wrong with a little solo fun, unless you're competing. "And then there were two…"
1.
"We should get out more."
- Yes. With cool people who share our interests. Wasn’t there something on the radio about a social club for Vancouver singles?
Did that get weird? A little…
Bonus: A Valentine's Day message from supermodel
Gisele:
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